that’s how it ends
From: Moça estonteante
Sent: Tuesday, 1 December 2009 3:36 PM
To: Apenas um rapaz latino-americano de bigodeCool bananas.
I sneakily and very naughtily have one earphone in listening to my ipod. Oh so rebellious!
While you are bludging-maybe you should look up The XX
Apenas um rapaz latino-americano de bigode
01/12/2009 03:53 PM
To: Moça estonteante
Oh yeah, I will.
You have another iPod? Lol. Well I have two as well actually.
That reminds me of another funny bit Friday night. Not sure if you’ll remember but we sat down near the NSW Library and your iPod fell off your purse (or maybe you threw it out, I’m not sure).
I was like “heyyy your iPod” and you were like “SO WHAAAAT, IT’S JUST AN IPOOOD!”, and I’m like “yeah right”, picked it up and put it in my pocket – as you kept protesting (“NO! IT’S JUST AN IPOD!”).
Then the funny part: you noticed your red OINTMENT TUBE or whatever had fallen as well and you jumped at it, going like “OH, MY OINTMENT!”.
Hahsahgdhj.
Sent: Tuesday, 1 December 2009 3:48 PM
Yeah the paw paw stuff is VERY important!!
I was wondering where that ipod had gone!
01/12/2009 04:06 PM
See?? You’re welcome! :P
But I told you that I had it… I SMS’d you the same night when I got home and realised it was still on me.
Excuse my ignorance, but what is that stuff (paw paw) for??
Sent: Tuesday, 1 December 2009 4:03 PM
Its magical-I use it on my lips. But the tube says its good for:
Boils, burns, chafing,cuts,cracked skin,gravel rash,splinters,open wounds, insect bites and nappy rash.
What are you doing tomorrow night after work? I’ll have to grab my ipod off you.
01/12/2009 04:20 PM
But it’s just an Ipoooood! Lol
I think I’ll be free. Wanna grab a quick drink over it? Maybe at that Woolloomooloo pub to make it easier for you?
Sent: Tuesday, 1 December 2009 4:24 PM
I already have a plan in motion..Can you make it to martin place by 6-30pm?
01/12/2009 04:33 PM
Hmm, I don’t think I can.
Wanna grab it another night then?
Sent: Tuesday, 1 December 2009 4:27 PM
Ok, You’re loss. I was going to invite you to a xmas party. Free booze and food.
Another time.
01/12/2009 04:36 PM
Well then invite me.
Sent: Tuesday, 1 December 2009 4:30 PM
I Just did and you said you can’t make it and to get my ipod another time!
Too slow kiddo. Another time.
01/12/2009 04:41 PM
No, you told me you had plans and asked whether I could come to Martin Place to hand it to you. That’s courier work.
If you had invited me, different story.
But I don’t want to be invited just because of an iPod anyways, so nevermind!
I just checked out The xx’s Myspace. Not bad. They have a nice cover version of a song a used to like, “Teardrops”.
Sent: Tuesday, 1 December 2009 4:38 PM
You have the complete wrong impression and I don’t appreciate being told I treated you like a courier. I never said I had plans, I said I had A plan in motion for us. i.e the xmas party.
BUT you’re right-Never mind. Send it to my office please.
01/12/2009 04:48 PM
“A plan” and “plans” makes no difference because you never said “for us”.
I’m not sending it to your office, geez. I’ll give it to you personally, don’t worry.
Sent: Tuesday, 1 December 2009 4:43 PM
I don’t think you get what I’m saying, I don’t want you to hand it to me personally now.
Address is below. Thanks
01/12/2009 04:54 PM
That’s not gonna happen. If I’m suddenly so disgusting, tell Glenn that I can meet him and give it to him.
Sent: Tuesday, 1 December 2009 4:48 PM
OK
nossa, que mal entendido. e rude. que final infeliz. não sei por que ela se revoltou, mas eu, na hora que li, entendi o “plan in motion” como convite.
mas enfim, paw paw foi aquela pomada vermelha que os tio me deram pra passar na barriga (http://hfanti.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/img_0244.jpg )
ela se revoltou porque é MALUCA.
sobre o “plan in motion”, ela já tinha dito anteriormente que não ia poder fazer nada essa semana porque estaria ocupada com eventos e funções, por isso eu tinha motivo pra pender pra outra interpretação. ou seja, mesmo sendo um convite, seria só por causa do iPod, então sifuder (se eu tivesse ficado na minha, poderia ao menos ter lucrado um iPod nano zerado, hshsh).
algo parecido (180 graus em direção à rispidez) tinha acontecido na noite de sábado via SMS.
e dizem que essas paradas melhoram a comunicação. hehe. bem, nesse caso serviu pra revelar logo que trata-se de uma CRAZY BEYOTCH. toda a ascenção e queda de um relacionamento condensado em DEZ DIAS. hsh.
azar. pelo menos deu tempo de dar o fatality. \o/
fotos no vaitervolta.com asap as possible.
lendo pela segunda vez, talvez a mina estivesse fazendo um convite. talvez. também entendi que a mina estava ocupada.
Vende o iPod no eBay pra ela mesma. sahdgsajdhb
“A PLAN IN MOTION” = Maior Pegaratãofacadedoisgumesduplosentido!
…mas se ela é estonteante, seria um FUNCIONÁRIO DOS CORREIOS só pra vê-la novamente.
Manda o aipode PRA MIM! O meu tá com a bateria arriadássa!!
100% culpa tua.
Se tu utilizasse teu tempo de trabalho TRABALHANDO ao invés de ficar de frescurinha por e-mail, tu teria um iPod + uma moça estonteante + uma festinha de natal.
De todo modo, aposto que a esta altura tu está com ela, terá uma noite de calor & emoção e amanhã irá trabalhar usando a calcinha dela como lenço, assim meio fugindo do bolso e aparecendo junto à lapela. hsuahsua (ns)
Todo o problema está concentrado nos dois pontos (..) da mensagem enviada às 4:24. Se fosse um ponto (.), os planos não te incluiriam. Se fossem reticências (…), tu estava na jogada. Como foram dois pontos, coisa que NÃO EXISTE, a confusão se fez. Acho que foi proposital.
“I don’t appreciate being told I treated you like a courier”
“I DON’T APPRECIATE BEING TOLD I TREATED YOU LIKE A COURIER”
OFENDIDA POR OFENDER
ALÔ
ALÔÔÔ
PS nela. Cola o Ipod no pistulin e diz “Delivery for you, biatchê!”
já usei o PS nela, não seria mais tão S.
Muito CRACK NO OLHO tudo isso.
Não acho legal.
larga de mao. muito crazy bitch total. nem te esquenta. minas estonteantes nao faltam por aqui…
PS: incrivel como “meet me at Martin Place at 6:30″ = “Xmas party with free booze and food”
Wow.
nah, sem noção, a coisa ainda piorou, e AFU, em emails posteriores.
hoje devolvi o iPod e espero ter sido a pá de cal, finalmente.